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Today is Sunday, ;bthe weather seems to be just right to put out the laundry. ;bIn Christian belief today is said to be the day when God took a break from working on the World. ;bIf it was within my powers Emiya Shirou would have ideally died by now ;bbut as it is Sunday my indecisive Master wishes to also take a break from killing other Masters.
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She is sleeping peacefully in bed with a stupid expression on her face. ;bBut somehow that suits her just fine. ;bDespite feeling a presence of a unwanted sneaky individual I'll ignore it and let it slide while I enjoy Rin's peaceful expression.
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Tohsaka Rin looks cute when she's quiet and gentle as opposed to her tsundere nature when she is active. ;bI materialize before Rin and reach out with my hand gently across her head. ;bJust remembering the barbaric things she made me do in the last war makes me want to punch her right now across the face.
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Ah yes. ;bBut I won't do that.
;bI will just bully and irritate Rin as much as she can handle until the day she let's me kill him. ;bI reach out and finish the job Rin has failed to do and kill the alarm clock before it's sent flying against the expensive furnitures. ;bEven in sleep her violent hideous nature won't vanish.
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Alas I feel that I am doomed to not kill Emiya Shirou. ;bToday this silly woman is competing against other likeminded individuals for the said target's affections. ;bAs such it is up to me to assist Rin in winning his affections as she put it into her own words for me ;b"By whatever means possible".
;bIt's a pity that I can't project a sandwich that could rip through Emiya Shirou's digestive systems upon swallowing it. ;bAdditionally I've tried to add poisonous ingredients to the lunchbox Rin will take with her when meeting Shirou.
;bShirou's share would have included a specially brewed poison that is tasteless and odorless, ;bsomething from the future. ;bAnd when I tried applying it to his lunch the Command Spell pulled my fingers away from the bottle with force greater than Berserker's punches.
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Perhaps I will startle her by just staying like this for awhile. And as if she was right on cue Tohsaka Rin wakes up.
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She's still half asleep from what I can tell. ;bFrom what I remember she was never a morning person unlike Sakura who woke up diligently early everyday. Any minute now she'll notice something is a miss with her room.
;bYes a annoyed Archer staring back at her with his arms crossed leaning against the side of her bed will be a good start.
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;b"Ar..;bARCHER!" ;convulse
;bFinally noticing I was there Tohsaka seems startled.
;b"Yes that's me. ;bGood morning Rin."
;bI answer nonchalantly as there is nothing wrong for a Servant to co-exist with a Master in her sleeping quarters. ;bShould she complain I guess I can throw the usual explanation that the gender of a Servant should never be a problem at all. ;bOnly a fail magus would be complaining.
;b"I strictly told you not to come in here unless instructed to."
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She might have said that but since I'm here I should make a proper excuse.
;b"Yes but I thought my Master might appreciate my initiative to turn your alarm off." ;bI shrug and shoot a mischievous smile back at her.
;b"Afterall today is Sunday, all Masters should take a day off and sleep in."
;bIt must have clicked then, she set that alarm for a reason. ;bTo begin preparation for this competition of date.
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;b"Archer, how long are you going to stand there. ;bI am a lady you know and you are in a lady's room."
;bAnd so I was. ;bBut I'll take the chance to say it.
;b"Rin your 10 years too young to have any sex appeal for a man like me. ;bSo don't worry about being seen naked, your not that hot."
;bI start to back away from Rin the moment I sense a killing aura around that ominous smile of hers.
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;b"Archer I might have misheard you. ;bWhy don't you go downstairs and prepare some tea while I shower?"
;bI think Rin is holding back today. ;bHad it been on any other day she might have retaliated by punching and kicking with her body reinforced by magic which is easily dodgeable in my normal condition, ;bbut since I'm bounded by the Command Spell to act as she desires I can't and it annoys me.
;bOr if she really wanted to she could use up a Command Spell and really hurt me.
;bI think its foolish to test Rin's patience seeing as what she did with her first Command Spell so I promptly exit after bowing and exit like a gentleman who had a reinforced pillow thrown at his head from behind instead.
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;bWhile Rin prepares I go to the kitchen and start making coffee as instructed. ;bWhy do I even bother I wonder to myself as I boil the water. ;bI think Rin is taking the term Servant too literally and sometimes have a habit of forgetting we're summoned to kill each other.
;bThey say victory deserves a fine wine while ;bthe bitterness of coffee suits defeat. ;bI've decided I will make bitter coffee for Rin this morning along with a hearty breakfast even though I'm well aware of her habit of not eating breakfast.
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To be frank though. ;bI'm confused why Rin is attracted to Emiya Shirou. ;bWomen usually don't look for niceness in a man. ;bA nice person is an expression they use pityingly to someone so shallow and uninteresting that they sense no mystery in him. ;bYet here she is finding the time to go have fun with him while she should concentrate on winning the war.
;bFrom the corner of my eyes Rin comes out to the hall.
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To be frank though. I'm confused why Rin is attracted to Emiya Shirou. Women usually don't look for niceness in a man. A nice person is an expression they use pityingly to someone so shallow and uninteresting that they sense no mystery in him. Yet here she is finding the time to go have fun with him while she should concentrate on winning the war.
From the corner of my eyes Rin comes out to the hall. ;bIs that perfume? ;bDespite all the insults I fling at her about appearances Rin could easily become a teen fashion model. ;bMaybe in the next edition of Idolm@ster they'll add a character who resemble Rin.
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Oh she's looking this way.
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Oh she's looking this way.
;b"You're thinking of something indecent aren't you?"
;bRight on the money. ;bThey say a woman's instinct is at times deadly accurate. ;bIf Rin was a servant she'd definitely possess Mind's Eye talent.
;b"No I was just thinking you look great Rin."
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Oh she's looking this way.
"You're thinking of something indecent aren't you?"
Right on the money. They say a woman's instinct is at times deadly accurate. If Rin was a servant she'd definitely possess Mind's Eye talent.
"No I was just thinking you look great Rin."
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;bIt's cute to mess with Rin from time to time. ;bMy last comment must have been a surprise since I rarely compliment her. ;bSuckerpunched and blushing the kind of expression I like seeing on Rin's face.
;bI serve her coffee on the table in a professional way. ;bOnly thing I'm missing is a butler's cosplay otherwise I'd probably fit right in a high class cafe somewhere. ;bRin did consider at one point of making me work part time as a social escort to raise some pocket money for the expensive jewels she needs as ammunition.
;bHmm maybe she figured out my secret identity already. ;bEitherway Rin is comical to tease. ;bI anticipate as she lifts the cup still blushing and sips the extra bitterness of her coffee.
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"Archer... ;bYou..."
;b"What's wrong Rin?" ;bI ask without breaking a smile and act well composed to seem oblivious to how her coffee tastes.
;bBut I'm sure my sarcastic nature is easily seen through. ;bAfterall this is a reoccuring relationship between me and Rin. ;bForcing herself to calm down she sits down again and sigh.
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"Archer... You..."
"What's wrong Rin?" I ask without breaking a smile and act well composed to seem oblivious to how her coffee tastes.
But I'm sure my sarcastic nature is easily seen through. Afterall this is a reoccuring relationship between me and Rin. Forcing herself to calm down she sits down again and sigh. ;bShe needs my help so she's enduring my cruelty.
;bI'm against the idea of taking a day off but seeing her like this I can't deny her my assistence. ;bIn the end that hopelessly nice part about me hasn't changed after all those centuries.
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"Alright Rin, I'm listening. ;bTell me what I need to do today and I'll support you the best I can."
;bIn the end Rin knows she can trust me. ;bDespite how I act and say things to warrant my appearance of an asshole I never lie even to my enemies. ;bAnd... ;bIt's hard to go against Rin's wishes.
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;b"Thanks Archer."
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;bAnd so she told me the plans and the rules of engagement. ;bAs expected of Rin she is very thorough with her predictions and planning. ;bI listen quietly until she is finished.
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;b"So basicly you predict Ilyasviel will try to sabvotage the dates from happening by getting Berserker to intervene and you want me to keep Sakura occupied?"
;bThe plan seemed simple enough except there was a minor problem of not being able to be at two places at the same time.
;b"What about Rider's intervention?"
;b"Sakura won't allow it. ;bRider is too beautiful to engage in anything with Shirou today. ;bI predict Sakura will most likely order Rider to stay put."
"Fair point. ;bBut I don't see how I can be at two places at the same time."
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;b"Don't worry about that chap. ;bI got that covered."
;bNext to Rin a servant I slightly dislike materialized.
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"Don't worry about that chap. I got that covered."
Next to Rin a servant I slightly dislike materialized. ;bServant Lancer. ;bSo the sneaky presence was a familiar face. ;bThe man who until few days ago was pointing his cursed spear at me was standing there as if there was no complication with him being inside here in front of a enemy Servant who crossed swords with him ready to die.
;b"Lancer." ;bI speak his name and prepare myself for whatever to come at me. ;b"I'm sure you have your reasons for being here. ;bBut allow me to ask, ;bdid your Master send you?"
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;b"As I said I'm here to help the little lady like you. ;bAnd Naw my Master doesn't care what I do on Sundays. ;bHe said to do whatever I want today so I'm free to do just that."
;bTry as I might I can't detect a trace of lie in this man's words. ;bThe type of man who finds no point to lying. ;bCould it be Lancer has a carefree nature that allows him to drink with his enemies one day and fight to the death next day?
;bYes he seems to be just that. ;bToday Servant Lancer was not here to fight me or Rin but to enjoy himself.
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;b"Relax Archer. I'm unarmed and I'm true to my word."
;bI still my hands from projecting Kanshou and Bakuya. ;bBut I can't keep my eyes off him even for a second. ;bEven a split second he could make 4 or 5 deadly moves and I'll have a hard time making evasive manueveres for both me and Rin.
;b"So I hear its all your call Archer. ;bWhat do you want to do? ;bI personally don't like going anywhere near Berserker but it's your call."
;bThere was no need to consider the alternative
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"I will keep Matou Sakura company. ;bPlease do your best to keep Berserker busy."
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"I will keep Matou Sakura company. Please do your best to keep Berserker busy."
;bI couldn't trust him with Rin and something about letting him go anywhere near Sakura made my blood boil for a second.
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;b"I'm Stheno!"
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"I'm Stheno!"
;b"And I'm Euryale!"
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"I'm Stheno!"
"And I'm Euryale!"
;b"We are the Super ;bSexy ;bLoli ;bGorgon Sisters!" ;convulse
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;b"The fact that you can see us right now means..."
;b"This is the end of the line for you since this VN is incomplete!"
;b"To destroy the evidence aka you who have watched this incomplete VN."
;b"We've summoned a Gundam to blast your eyes out with a Zaku cannon."
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;b"Bye bye and come back when the VN is finished!"
;b"Moe Moe ;bKyun!" ;convulse
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;b"That girl! ;bHow dare she use me like a shameless side character!" ;convulse
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;b"This VN was sponsored by the world's most dangerous fast food joint Kenpachi Fried Chicken."
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"Aeolia Schenberg and Celestial Beings."
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"Panasonic for Life, it's good to be Shinra!"
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"Marimite Pizza Girls"
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"Sega Genesis the undead console."
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;b"It's not over...?"
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"It's not over...?"
"..."
;b"Last but least Wonda Coffee. Bring out the Colossus in you."
;b"Ah wait theres...;bmore......?"
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"Souichirou-sama?!"
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"Souichirou-sama?!"
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